[unrev-II] [Fwd: Achieve 103% effort]

From: Eric Armstrong (eric.armstrong@sun.com)
Date: Fri Oct 19 2001 - 22:09:16 PDT

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    Too good...

    > Subj: Achieve 103% effort
    >
    > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
    > more than 100%.
    >
    > Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can
    > achieve 103%.
    >
    > First of all, here's a little math that might prove
    > helpful in the future.
    >
    > How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
    >
    > Begin by noting the following.
    >
    > IF:
    > A = 1
    > B = 2
    > C = 3
    > D = 4
    > E = 5
    > F = 6
    > G = 7
    > H = 8
    > I = 9
    > J = 10
    > K = 11
    > L = 12
    > M = 13
    > N = 14
    > O = 15
    > P = 16
    > Q = 17
    > R = 18
    > S = 19
    > T = 20
    > U = 21
    > V = 22
    > W = 23
    > X = 24
    > Y = 25
    > Z = 26
    >
    > Then:
    >
    > H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
    >
    > Similarly,
    > K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 Only 96%
    >
    > But interesting (and as you'd expect),
    > A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This
    > is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
    >
    > But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
    > B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    >
    > So now you know what all those high-priced
    > consultants,
    > and motivational speakers really mean when they want
    > to exceed 100%. And when your boss expects more of you
    > especially in your review and you get to put comments.
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    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
    more than 100%.

    Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can
    achieve 103%.

    First of all, here's a little math that might prove
    helpful in the future.

    How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
      
    Begin by noting the following.

        IF:
        A = 1
        B = 2
        C = 3
        D = 4
        E = 5
        F = 6
        G = 7
        H = 8
        I = 9
        J = 10
        K = 11
        L = 12
        M = 13
        N = 14
        O = 15
        P = 16
        Q = 17
        R = 18
        S = 19
        T = 20
        U = 21
        V = 22
        W = 23
        X = 24
        Y = 25
        Z = 26
      
    Then:

    H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
      
    Similarly,
    K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 Only 96%
      
    But interesting (and as you'd expect),
    A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This
    is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
      
    But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
    B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
      
    So now you know what all those high-priced
    consultants,
    and motivational speakers really mean when they want
    to exceed 100%. And when your boss expects more of you
    especially in your review and you get to put comments.

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